I really hope I dont die in a shitty car stuck in traffic on hwy 6 in front of a burger king after being shot by a fellow high school thug in suburbia. Amanda hopes so too. We decided to start this blog for the sole purpose of commenting on the blog of a certain mild mannered english teaching vixin in red pleather shoes. So to expect great insight from this blog would be in vain. That being said, i really hope that i dont die in front of a burger king. Ways to die..... lava. If you were about to be engulfed in a wave of magma?? What pose would you strike?? Knowing that the magma would burn you to ash, but leave a mold in the shape of your body for scientists and archeologists to excavate and study ( ala pompei) Wesley wants to run toward the volcano and hold a child up in the air so that people will say of him "wow, that guy was a badass mother fucker" Amanda says she would bend over and pull her pants down. What pose would you strike????????????

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I'd want to die with a bottle of champagne in one hand and a forkfull of P.F. Chang's Great Wall of Chocolate cake in the other. When they unearth my fossilized outline, they'll know I died happy. To paraphrase Dave Chappelle, Carpe Diem, bitches!
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Don't you mean, Amynda?
I want to spend my last moments on earth back home in Tucumcari, New Mexico, looking out the window to the west as the sun sets...Preferably with the stub of a Churchill smoldering away between the fingers of my left hand and a bottle of Maker's Mark in the other.
There is none more free than the one who has nothing to lose.
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