Kathanda Wittoward

We are writing in response to the ridiculous impugnment of our sexual desirability by one, Sub Dio. Your comment about our love of the film, 10 Things I Hate About You has left us no choice but to defend ourselves.
Here is a detailed list explaining why 10 Things I Hate About You is not only a great movie, but also a testament to our fabulous taste in movies, and our sexual desirability.
1. Heath Ledger is in it.
2. The main character is female, and she references Betty Friedan and Sylvia Plath, and all without cleavage, self tanner, or otherwise degrading herself.
3. Allison Janney is in it. (The beloved C.J. Craig from West Wing.)
4. The Shakespearean tale of unrequited love and coming of age is vastly superior to the superficial teen movies that flood the market each year.
5. The movie contains the classic reference by the father to: "Those damn Dawson's river kids, sleeping in each others beds and whatnot" right before he makes his daughter wear "the belly" to encourage abstinence. ooh classic.
Now, sub dio. I will end with the most scathing comeback of all. Ive said it once, Ive said it a thousand times:: "Whatever, you listen to Coldplay"

I really hope I dont die in a shitty car stuck in traffic on hwy 6 in front of a burger king after being shot by a fellow high school thug in suburbia. Amanda hopes so too. We decided to start this blog for the sole purpose of commenting on the blog of a certain mild mannered english teaching vixin in red pleather shoes. So to expect great insight from this blog would be in vain. That being said, i really hope that i dont die in front of a burger king. Ways to die..... lava. If you were about to be engulfed in a wave of magma?? What pose would you strike?? Knowing that the magma would burn you to ash, but leave a mold in the shape of your body for scientists and archeologists to excavate and study ( ala pompei) Wesley wants to run toward the volcano and hold a child up in the air so that people will say of him "wow, that guy was a badass mother fucker" Amanda says she would bend over and pull her pants down. What pose would you strike????????????